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Panda Porn

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.
The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.
by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010
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Devdutt Padikkal

Devdutt Padikkal is a talented 20 year old champ who represents Karnataka in domestic cricket and is a part of Royal Challengers Bangalore in IPL . He is a young star and holds a special record for scoring 50+ in all competitions Vijay hazare trophy Ranji and Syed Mushtaq Ali T- 20 tournaments organised by the BCCI . And is the only uncapped Indian player to score 450+ runs in his ipl debut .
Aron finch : Devdutt Padikkal is all class.
by Usercoco77 February 6, 2021
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The White Panda

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.
The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.
by intonym October 14, 2010
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the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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panda girl

a sweet, nice (generally asian) girl who gives awesome hugs and is awesome is general. she the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have her flaws, but the pluses overlap the negatives by an infinite amount. a panda girl is smart, funny, super cute, and knows how to have a good time. panda girls are somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. a guy would be one lucky (expletive) to find and start a relationship with a panda girl as it would be a wonderful and fulfilling relationship. the kindness of a panda girl is unmatchable and is incomparable to anything that exists on this Earth. a panda girl is a fun-loving girl who gets her work done and is motivated by her man to do the best she can in all aspects of life. every guy should have a panda girl :-)
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the poofy hair?

Dude 2: Yea, what about him?

Dude 1: He's with a panda girl!

Dude 2: That lucky guy...I wish I had a panda girl...:-(

Dude 1: *sigh* me too...
by brytontiger January 14, 2009
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padido

an automotive vehicle that only has one working headlight.
I can't believe my mother's car is a freakin' padido!
by Atom Bom December 9, 2007
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