L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

by Kraizk December 23, 2012

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit

Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!

by riddlecker January 16, 2018

S.L.A.P/SLAP

S.L.A.P is an acronym for Self Loathing Autistic Person
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.

S.L.A.P/SLAP is to an Autistic like what an uncle tom is to an African American.

by NEURODIVERSE August 20, 2020

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

L.O.P GD

Loyalty Over Pride. Representing GD is a gang that works as GD. These people are badass and aren't recommended to mess with. They are often calm and peaceful. Press their buttons and they'll press that trigger. There isn't much to be found about this gang because they are stealthy and like to stay under the radar in person. You can't just claim to be one, you have to atleast talk to @maukworld to even get started in Initiation. If you don't get initiated then you aren't in.

"What are you in?"
"I'm in L.O.P GD"

by L.O.P Member Unknown July 26, 2021

C.L.A.P.

Crabs Laying Around Penis

Rip, Rip, Rip
Rap, Rap, Rap
Georgia women got the @@@ (CLAP)

by hottie dixie December 15, 2003

P.I.L

P.I.L. - Acronym for "Potential Intercourse Location"

Don't worry baby, while you're off in Economics class I'll be scouting for P.I.L's.

by Muffinstuffin88 June 3, 2011