P.I.L

P.I.L. - Acronym for "Potential Intercourse Location"

Don't worry baby, while you're off in Economics class I'll be scouting for P.I.L's.

by Muffinstuffin88 June 3, 2011

P.I.L.T.S.

Person I'd Like To Stab

P.I.L.T.S. is a quote from Christina Applegate in the movie "The Rocker" after the creepy band manager called her a M.I.L.F.

by Cannonfoot January 16, 2010

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

P.I.L.F

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

P.I.L.L.

P.ussy
I.'ld
L.ike(to)
L.ick

She's a P.I.L.L.!!

by bootybaker May 20, 2010

P.I.L.F

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009