Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek January 05, 2016

Orphanate

To kill the parents of a living organism.

I orphanate children frequently, and never get caught.

by Speederx99 January 17, 2022

bingo orphan

Children who get left at home while the parents go play bingo all the time.

“Look at those bingo orphans.”

“Poor kids are turning into bingo orphans.”

by Larson Peter November 01, 2023

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 13, 2019

Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 05, 2007

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013