Office Spacing

Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.

Bill and I are gonna take his T.V. out Office Spacing, you want to come?

by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013

Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.

Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.

by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014

Officer O'Neill

Officer O'Neill is someone who pretends to be a cop for most of the night in 'The Groove', AKA da'club, answering all sorts of officer questions and at the end of the night tells you he just works at Verizon.

"Girl don't talk to that guy he's totally an Officer O'Neill.

by KJOYR April 10, 2015

Officesticated

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

by mp4309 June 1, 2016

office freak

that one guy in the office that you can never actually catch beating off, but you know he's doing it in the cubicle next to you.

that damn office freak is always bringing in lotion, and tissues.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

office kevin

Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.

I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.

by Humkay July 26, 2018

Office

A designated space to be free of watchful eyes, judgmental beliefs, and basically tyranny. A place to let the clutter in your mind manifest physically.

Me: I'll be in my office.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018