Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
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by D Flawless November 29, 2023
Get the Israeli Offense Force mug.Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Offense mug.The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
Get the offense intended mug.OES, or Offensive Efficiency Score, is a complex metric that is used to assess a basketball player's performance on the offensive end of the court. It considers several factors, including points scored, assists, rebounds, free throws made, missed field goals, turnovers, and personal fouls, among others.
To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.
OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.
It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.
Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.
OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.
It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.
Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
by AustinReaves May 1, 2023
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Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
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