Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.

“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”

by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022

Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it

"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"

by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021