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Abigail Oats

Abigail Oats is a Kind person
by #Your Dad May 25, 2022
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*Oats*

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone
Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"
by kazherine April 29, 2021
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honey bunches of oats

Is like saying omg but more weirdly and dramatic like "Oh shit Its a rats " instead its like " Oh Honey bunches of oats its a rat".
by deffuc November 6, 2019
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oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.
I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.
by oat lover ally April 28, 2021
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Oat

The most holy thing in the entire goddamn universe
I spent all day eating oats and I do not regret it
by ppppppppj April 28, 2021
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Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 29, 2011
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Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
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