nice

That word you use when you really don’t fucking care about what was just said but want to say something anyways.

“...and that’s how I ended up saving the economy as well as the president of Luxembourg.”

“Nice.”

by CurrentlyExistant69420 September 24, 2020

Nice Girl

"Nice girls" want to be loved but all they do is scare people away with their manipulative nature

I am being nice to you!Why don't you love me?

Someone:You are such a fucking basic nice girl!

by TeenAg3rPROBLEMS666 September 22, 2017

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

niceee

When one does something that deserves extreme kudos such as fucking your tenth grade math teacher.

On South Park, when the police were told that Ike was having sex with his kindergarten teacher, the cops' only response was "niceee."

by Jonathon Pope January 23, 2008

Nice hand

In the world of Poker...
A lot of people think "nice hand" means well played. But they would say well played if they meant well played. "Nice hand" actually refers to the player relying on nothing but their hand to win the pot. Referring to the outcome as pure luck and not their skills that won him the pot.

In Texas Holdem

flop, turn and river goes: 10, 3, 3, 2, 7

Player 1: shows 10,10 -full house

Player 2: shows 3,3 -4 of a kind

Player 1 goes "SHIT nice hand"

by Nost September 4, 2010

nice ass

An ass that is big, nice, and round. Usually found on girls.

Aisha has a nice ass.
Jessica has a Fat ass

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Nice Girl

A complete bitch who thinks she's better than anyone because she is a "Nice" Girl when in reality she's a horrible human being who tries to get people to pity her into dating her

Nice girl: oh I really like you we should go out.
Guy: sorry i'm already dating someone
Nice girl: OMG like I didn't even like you LOL your just some fat ass loser with a small dick.
Guy: Wtf I'm dating someone

Nice girl: I'm not like the other girls i can cook and clean and I'm not a whore, Fuck you.

by Luna the thot slayer February 27, 2019