Nerf-Cat

A simple reply to a comment about a happening that you do not care about, does not affect you,however; saying I dont care would hurt the other persons feelings.

Meip: hey i finally got my new macbook
Brad:(thinking how this dosent really matter) nerf-cat...
Meip: oh...ok...(changes subject)

by B-rad Beatz July 29, 2011

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation

"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"

by You_make_sense August 1, 2016

Nerf

A brand started by Parker Brothers in 1969 with a foam ball known as the Nerf Ball. After that, there were more sports products, yadda yadda. They were purchased by General Mills in the 80's, and then by Kenner Toys, and then owned by Tonka as Tonka bought Kenner, and then finally acquired by their current owners, Hasbro.

Their first foam-shooting weapon was the Air Launcher in 1976, which shot a form of rocket. Most of them fire darts, balls and missiles nowadays.

Adults are not exempt from playing with these toys.

Rusell: "Hey man! I heard there's a new nerf war going on this Tuesday! Wanna come?"

Franklin: "Heck yeah! Let's go!"

by Dollarstore_theWatergun December 23, 2017

Nerf turf

The space between the nutsack and poop chute

I wiped and got poop on my nerf turf :(

by Steen888 April 15, 2017

Shadow Nerf

When game developers nerf a game aspect/character and don't announce it or include the change in any patch notes.

Did the new character get a shadow nerf? His fire rate feels much slower than it did before the new update, but I don't see any changes to him in the patch notes.

by Lewdguin April 3, 2025

North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.

We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.

by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025