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pearl necklace 

To "play pearl necklace" is to turn your perfectly innocuous conversation into something that could sound incredibly filthy, just at the time when someone comes into earshot, then observing their reaction and deriving much hilarity thereof. Derived from the original and most popular catchphrase to use when playing.
*waiting for the bus*
CheShA:"...So you comin out tonight? I fancy getting cheggers"
*bus arrives*
Tido:"Yeah, I reckon. Where you fancy going?"
*bus door opens*
CheShA: "...So then I gave her a pearl necklace.... 2 to town please Mr Bus driver"
Bus Driver: "....!!"
pearl necklace by CheShA March 2, 2005
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Cleveland Pearl Necklace 

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.
Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

Pearl necklace 

When a guy takes his extremely long penis and places in inbetween a woman's extremely big breast's and cums on her neck so that it looks like a necklace.
Last night Dave gave me the biggest pearl necklace ever! I loved it! And his penis was HUGE!

Pearlie Necklace 

Pearlie Necklace by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Singapore Necklace 

When you tear shitty anal beads out of a chicks ass, then choke her with them.
She got so pissed when I gave her a Singapore Necklace.
Singapore Necklace by J_NEG March 12, 2010

pearl necklace 

The act of cumming on a womans neck, after pulling out of her pussy, right at the moment of orgasm, or; a fitting finish to tit-fucking.
I fucked her tits until I was ready to cum really hard, then I gave her a pearl necklace, all over her neck.

I'm gonna wear you like a necklace 

Phrase used my Mr.T. Implying he's going to kick your ass. This just sounds better and suits him since he's always wearing 500.000.000$ worth of jewelry around his neck every time you see him.
Mr.T to bad guy "I'm gonna wear you like a necklace, foo'"