A branch of the military that is a complete hellhole. You enlist, thinking that the bonus that your recruiter offered you will be a lot of money, but just adds up to an extra $2.00 a week. All of the other branches call The Navy nerds, while they're the only branch who never actually gets enough service to do nerdy things like play Fortnite or Minecraft. You are stuck on a ship for months at a time, and everyone is stuck to do every job because everyone is in the Army instead. People clog the toilets just so that the ship can't deploy, and all that does is summon YOU to plumb it, because that's Navy life for ya.
Sailor 1: Fuck, we're getting deployed again?
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
Get the The Navy mug.(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.
by Normis Cox July 14, 2005
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A famous quote said by LeBron James in an 2021 Instagram story, where he was incorrectly rapping the lyrics to the song "Stay Down" while elegantly sipping his wine.
The meme became a popular TikTok trend in December 2022, when people were about to engage in something, but stopped after remembering the famous quote by LeBron.
The meme became a popular TikTok trend in December 2022, when people were about to engage in something, but stopped after remembering the famous quote by LeBron.
by MbappeBetter December 22, 2022
Get the yabadabadoo old navy mug.An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
by High and Dry March 24, 2013
Get the Phony Navy SEAL mug.Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017
Get the old navy dog mannequin mug.USMA slang. Euphenism for the act of masterbation. Can also substitute pretty much any other college in place of Annapolis i.e. "Beat Air Force!" or "Beat Texas!"
P - "Beat Navy, Sir!"
F - "Don't forget to wash your hands."
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P - "Man, I barely have enough time to do homework, let alone Beat Navy every now and then."
F - "Don't forget to wash your hands."
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P - "Man, I barely have enough time to do homework, let alone Beat Navy every now and then."
by Mavrck October 16, 2008
Get the Beat Navy mug.A term from the sailors in the U.S. Navy when talking about a person that just seems to LOVE the Navy with a passion. The kind of fools that stay in 20 years or more and love every facet of the navy. They take everything seriously, never put their hands in their pockets, love wearing their uniforms, and really doesn't have a rebellious bone in their body. They have been completely brainwashed by the system and don't even know it. Usually they're not the smartest people and probably couldn't make it out in the civilian world.
"Man, that guy is always walking like a robot, he's always pulling rank even though he's only an E-5, and he's always on someone's case about their 'irish pennants' or the fact that they've got their hand's in their pocket. Plus he loves the navy more than he loves his wife and kids. He's Joe Navy."
by Theo Huxtable April 27, 2005
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