Brown nails

When you use a very shitty quality of toilet paper on your ass and ithe shit goes through the toilet paper into your finger nails.

Dude scott toilet paper sucks, i got it for 99 cents and i got brown nails!

by Minolo January 1, 2007

Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails (often abbreviated as NIN) is a Industrial band that normie posers listen to.

Normie poser: yeah, I like industrial. Nine Inch Nails fuck yeah!!!

Actual industrial music fan: you know bands like Throbbing Gristle, Ministry, Whitehouse or even fucking Death Grips?

Normie poser: who?

by K-Dogg1 August 2, 2020

Blue nails

Blue nails mean you want to do anal

“Hey Eva I see you have blue nails on today”
“So what I like them?
“So you wanna do Anal with me ?”

by Heymummy November 5, 2021

Nine Inch Nails

Some retarded ass fucking band made up by the biggest homo in the world Trent Reznor. Some old, fat, lazy fuck!

Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.

I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.

Person 1: Hey do you like Nine Inch Nails?

Person 2: No way they suck dick!

Person 1: Yea they do.

Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!

by The best person in the world 7 December 26, 2009

nine inch nails

A great band named after the nails that were hammered into jesus christ during his crucifiction.

nine inch nails is the best band ever...

by matt sharp June 9, 2005

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

dirty booty nails

Dumb ass dirty bitches who have long ass nails! Think they look good!

Look at them dirty booty nails on that ugly ass how!

by Southzidelefty August 24, 2021