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alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015
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NutSock

"wowzers, this blond-bearded chad is literally me!"
~ nutsocks on the internet
by reclaimer_ November 7, 2021
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nutsaq

Another term for the fine computers made by Compaq
The motherboard in my nutsaq is fried
by Listerene May 9, 2008
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Nutsack New York

A term coined by Jake Feldman referring to what is the small town of Redwood New York in the thousand Islands region where every shop is also a pizza parlor
The sign read welcome to Redwood New York but really I knew that we were entering Nutsack New York.
by daveydiesel June 1, 2009
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nutstache

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015
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MC Nutsackersaurus

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002
a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac
by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003
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nutstache

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"
by Mr Tasty May 26, 2009
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