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Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb
Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"
by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015
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Grief Numb

When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.
Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”
by Weeziewoo February 23, 2022
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb
Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb
by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
by Dougsda1 July 6, 2017
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Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.
Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.
by The Darkone November 13, 2016
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