Ned Lamont

A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.

Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!

by Xxextentioncord July 9, 2020

nuremburg ned

When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs

Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned

by Climate change bus January 29, 2021

Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Ned Kelly

to bash someone for looking at you funny.

Dazza: that guy over there is looking at ya funny

Nat: where is he? I'll ned kelly him!

by strayadogs January 13, 2017

Eluned(Ned)

Eluned is the name of a really cool welsh girl but everyone calls her Ned
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool

The definition of Eluned(Ned) is a a cool welsh girl. When someone’s name is Eluned, they are probably cool. If you’re pulling a Ned (Eluned) then you’ve earned the respect of everyone else because of how cool you are😎😎
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned”

by koolestkahooter November 3, 2019