flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.

"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"

by Kinkydinkysprinky June 7, 2018

Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

by Blkmater October 7, 2017