Up in my ass 

When someone is really annoying you.

Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day

Up in my ass by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Kiss My Ass Day

A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.

some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"

Kiss My Ass Day by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007

showed my ass 

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

showed my ass by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

Lick my ass and thank you very much! 

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.

Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

Lick my ass and thank you very much! by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

shootin outta my ass 

a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea

Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!

shootin outta my ass by garcij04 January 22, 2008

Look at my ass 

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.

Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."
You: "Well, Look at my ass!"

Look at my ass by heyyitslisa June 10, 2011

kiss my ass hat 

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

kiss my ass hat by evil pop tart December 24, 2009