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Musser

Guy 1: look at that musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave
by mr.harry2009 November 8, 2011
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futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
by Jay June 2, 2004
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Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.
"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."
by Che39 October 4, 2011
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douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.
by vulvahammer November 22, 2009
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anti-masker

An individual who does not believe in the effectiveness of masks to slow the spread of disease. They say that mask wearing is an act of fear and draw their bows so long, they equate the mandate of mask-wearing as psychological control by the man. Paradoxically some anti-maskers will show a particular reverence for the hallowed N-95 mask as these masks have both an “N” and a “95” and are made by 3M. These “masks” are often classified as respirators so some anti-maskers consider them acceptable especially if they have that hard plastic thingy on them.
“Why are you wearing a mask? A face mask won’t prevent you from getting covid-19.”

“That’s not how they work.”

“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”

“That’s not how masks work.”

“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”

“That’s not the point.”

“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”

“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”
by JJ Seldron April 17, 2020
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Fother Mucker

A fother mucker has a serious design defect Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
He's like a CD in your system that you can't eject
It's the hardstyle DJ that just wrecked your neck
A fother mucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
Like the best looking bitches keep your dick erect
I'm a wild fother mucker, motherfucker dig that!

A bad fother mucker is never out of style
He's a never out of lucker that is far too wild
Bitches know him for a clitsucker, no denial
When he crashes at your party it's the cops they dial
'Cause he knows how to roll 'cause you know he's a rocker
The sun blocker always with a key to the locker
Never ever take him for a fool or a sucker
'Cause you will pay the price to a wild fother mucker
by TheGlitterTribber April 5, 2010
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Three Musketeers

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.
by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
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