Mathea

Mathea is a cool child. She will be always happy.

OMG you are such a mathea!
Me? Thanks

by Raphael the moon child February 3, 2021

Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008

math class

4 letter word subject class popularized in the United States without a clear purpose or direction of application.



Stages:


Elementary- The basics of addition, substraction, multiplication and division are learned.

Middle School- Basics of algebra for apparently 3 years. Learn to lose all primary math skills with the introduction of uber calculators.

High School-

>> Algebra again, reteaching everything done in middle school in about a week.

>> Geometry, learn how much a cup can hold and how to plug numbers in, in place of letters.

>> Algebra 2, finally figure out functions are just equations of primary math that you plug numbers into. No previous algebra experience necessary to pass. Screw around with moving letters around all year.

>> Calculus, learn how to calculate the volume of a donut and the area under the curves of random lines using differential calculations. Useful, but the calculator does it faster and more accurately and generally common sense guesses will suffice. Get lots of homework and an unintelligible foreign teacher.

>> Statistics, what are the odds of you failing that class? Practice the statistical probability by using your scantron tests as one big lottery ticket.

y=ln(e^(rt)+x) wtf that ain't no math that all letters and a chinese hat biatch! Friggin math class!

by eliteskills.com April 26, 2004

Math Anxiety

A feeling of slight fear or nervousness when put in front of a math or word problem.

John got nervous when seeing 3 times 4 times 57.
He had some serious Math Anxiety.

by LEOGEO November 15, 2009

Matheas

Matheas is a wonderful guy. His jokes and puns are the best and he will make you laugh. With beautiful eyes, hair and a gorgeous smile, he will steal your heart. He is very smart and clever, always knows what is up and is caring. Whether he is your best friend, your lover, or both, you will never want to let him go.

Matheas is loved, even if he doesn't know it. He is in his girl's heart forever.

by Ms. Courser May 19, 2016

Sleep Math

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.

(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"

by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011

Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.

When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."

by PepPep98 May 6, 2011