Mossin'

Smoking mass quantities of weed, usually with friends, while at the same time not doing anything particularly interesting - or chillin'.

Hope: wuttup brah i got a half ounce of weed from some kid who wanted me to do his homework.

Jordan: lets get to mossin' then beeeyotch!!!

by JSLOBtheCHEF January 16, 2009

Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

by Kenzzz March 8, 2008

mussing

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

by Miles Away Boy November 21, 2013

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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

moshing

an activity that involves hitting into people either by jumping into them or skanking into them

i love going moshing at a catch-22 concert!

by Kevely March 9, 2003

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018