A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.
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An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.
Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".
by Jexer January 27, 2010
Get the Moron American mug.An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.
Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
Get the mormon home run mug.The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
by Lucky.M June 12, 2011
Get the Moron Maneuver mug.When you are driving down the freeway at night and you see massive fireworks going off in Neighbourhoods all along the Wasatch Front you know you are witnessing Mormon Fireworks.
by RepsolMan December 12, 2011
Get the Mormon Fireworks mug.The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.
If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.
Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.
If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.
Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.
The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.
If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.
A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.
If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.
If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.
A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.
If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.
by joerockhead November 23, 2013
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