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mOBSCENE

A gathering to have fun. However the activities are offensive to politicians and
other authority figures.
The kids were burning shit and doing drugs,
it was a total mOBSCENE
by T-diddy March 10, 2004
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moobilicious

the term given to a rather dashing fellow with extremely large man boobs. This term is used to explain that the male milk producers are attractive or sexy
"daaamn, harry o'connors moobs are moobilicious"
"woow joe is looking moobilicous tonight"
by oliveratie April 12, 2009
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moob

Our Physics teacher has humungous moobs. Moob is a man boob. His jiggle as he describes gamma rays and we even invented a dance for him.
WOAH MELISSA! CHECK OUT KIRKHOPES MOOBS!

Yeah! Look hes about to do his patented moob dance!
by bob cheddar August 25, 2005
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Mooish

adj

1. Displaying qualities that resemble those found in the Bulgarian cows.

2. Having OCD like tendencies, especially centering around the ritual of washing ones face and not trusting foreign towels.

3. Describing make-up/clothing that is commonly worn by Moo; gothic. Especially eyeliner that is not confined to the eye, but branches out to the surrounding areas in a pattern of swirls and/or lash like lines; moolashes

4. A pattern of speech that completely and utterly (ha, pun intended!) lacks any since and is often funny, though not intended to be; a statement that is worthy of APD, often ridiculously random/unthought-out. Sometimes a mix of Bulgarian/English; blah-blah. b. a really sad attempt at being funny.

5. The habit of leaving socks at the houses one visits, especially red and/or rainbow colored ones.

6. Having the amazing ability to be in the shower everytime the phone rings, no matter what time of day.

7. Using the word freak to discribe everything.

8. Being really really extremely cool despite being a communist triangle and having chickens on every farm; matska
Moo: I have to wash my face!
Sir: Stop being so mooish. Wait, did you bring your own towel with you?

Der: Wow Ren, your make-up looks really mooish today.
Ren: No, there was just an earthquake while I was putting on my eyeliner!

Person 1: Turn the fan louder!
Person 2: You are so mooish.

Mooish speech:

ex 1- Blah blah blah free lunch blah blah tooka bla bla bla mamo blah blah blah ok blah blah blah matska platska blah blah blah caio.

ex 2- I'm fed up so stop feeding me.

Person 1 : I called her, but she was in the shower.
Person 2: That is so mooish.

Person 1: Why did he just call me a freak?
Person 2: Oh, don't worry, he's just a little mooish today.
by Ren-tastic September 7, 2008
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moob job

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.
by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009
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MooBot

Xcal's way of trolling us on his livestreams.
I was going on an ALL CAPS RAGE when I was forsaken by moobot!
by TwistMyTitties September 6, 2011
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moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing
Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson
by grunt2531 March 11, 2007
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