Pulling A Monty 

Where you get really drunk like so drunk you are vomiting in bags by the end of the night but beforehand are absolutely hilarious and are singing surprisingly on key considering you're so drunk and being asked questions only to reply with yeah yeah and a thumbs up.

Me- Monty when are you thinking of going home ?
Monty- Yeah (Y)
Me- Oh dear god he's Pulling A Monty

Pulling A Monty by HollyDolly93 July 12, 2010

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

Big Dick Monty by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

Revving your monty 

An expression to be used in place of phrases such as "I'm pulling your leg" or "I'm winding you up" as it conjures up strange images in ones head.

"Naw, I'm just revving your Monty mate."

Revving your monty by Tom Hammersley June 13, 2004

Three Ball Monty 

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.

During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.

Three Ball Monty by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer January 19, 2009

Full Monty  

When you get everything on the days lunch menu: the main item, the secondary item, the vegetable, the fruit, and the desert. A "full monty" day is very very rare and occurs only about once every quarter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the lunch menu for today!?!
Guy 2: YEAH DUDE! Its a total full monty !

Full Monty by Travis C-N November 10, 2007

Full Monty 

Full Monty is another word for 6 sixes in an over which is the maximum number of runs possible from a completed over with six consecutive legal balls.

Ravi Shastri 'Yuvraj has completed the FULL MONTY'

Full Monty by Gujji Cricket January 15, 2008

full monty 

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

full monty by Ryan April 10, 2005