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monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up
*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*
by Robin<3 October 3, 2020
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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
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rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.
Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!
by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005
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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF
by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015
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Monkey water

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
by 1010110110 February 15, 2013
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Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010
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