Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

Yao Ming

a dude who can kick shaq's azz anytime!

yao ming just smoked shaq!!

by ROY May 9, 2003

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

by spadam01 July 5, 2012

mingeeta

A lady from the Indian subcontinent who prefers the "company" of other ladies

Contraction of minge and "eater"

Cor, look at mingeeta ova vere, she's havin' a go at your sistah!

by Stoatman August 6, 2004

minger

A derogatory term specifically for an English person. Comes from the Glasgow rhyming slang. The word England is often pronounced as "Inger-land" by English football fans, thus inger minger.

It comes from the Scots word "ming", which refers to several things, such as something smelly, poor quality, unattractive, and also to human excrement, the latter definition documented by Watson in the early 1900s around Roxburgh.

The word minger was picked up by Big Brother's Jade Goody to describe herself on national TV in 2002 and quickly spread around English youth culture, all blissfully unaware of it's correct meaning and true origin - as shown by the wrong entries in this section.

Haw, Goody ye hoor! Ye'r a richt minger!

by knawlege303 April 15, 2010

knaw ming

Usually used in the form of a question; One would use this at the end of a statement in order to make sure the listener(s) understand the information put forth.

That bitch is hella whack, knaw ming?

Dude, I'd tap that, knaw ming?

by Jules and Andy February 20, 2005