moby

A man's genetalia. It must be huge in order to be considered a Moby.

Damn, I got a Moby and all the Ahabs(A woman who jocks your huge dick) want some!

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

Ted Mosby

the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.

you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.

you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)

by I’m so bored February 10, 2021

mooby

When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time

If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"

by The Little Man February 24, 2007

mobbing

to go tagging, preferably with your krew members, non-stop, for a period of time.

Jon and i went mobbing in the allys last night

by SoApS PES April 26, 2006

Flash Mobbers

A group of people who just annoy the shit out of innocent people and sometimes "jump" them. These groups of people are usually found in the city, downtown, and public transportation. They are known for usually messing with skaters. Flash Mobbers have no relation to the other groups of people that appear from out of nowhere, to perform predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people.

I was having a bangin' skate sesh til' a bunch of flash mobbers showed up and we had to leave.

by couturemonsterr. July 5, 2011

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016