urban monk

A man or woman who integrates monastic practices with the daily experience of urban life.

I consider myself a bit of a sage, a mystic in a postmodern world, you know, an urban monk.

by Joe Colletti December 21, 2007

Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011

harry monk

Spunk,Jizz,Man juice

When she looked at her dress it had harry all over it!

by mysterious chicken June 11, 2003

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

pimp monk

the monk who pimps all the local ladies

yeah but be sure to watch out for the pimp monk

by joe bitt February 26, 2011

Dreaded Monk

Dreaded Monk is a noob commonly found in Old School Runescape, despite being maxed while having possibly the worst game knowledge, often blaming a cat for their lack of skill.

"see that dreaded monk over there? what a noob."

by DreadedMonksCat April 11, 2023

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009