You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

mustache_izuku

Obsessed with izuku midoriya

“ mustache_izuku is way to obsessed with deku”

by Solarsdick June 1, 2021

Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.

I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session

by j Dr G August 5, 2009

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Mustache Ride

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.

Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing

by team honey badger December 7, 2011

dick mustache

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

by TangClock March 6, 2009

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009