The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.
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