Reefer Madness

Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.

1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Madness

A condition that happens to skateboarders who are unable to land a desired trick after many tries. Some skateboarders develop superstitions or routines before, during or after skating which are suspose to help reduce or prevent madness. Symptons include but are not limited to: breaking or "focusing" one's skateboard, swearing loudly, rabbling or talking to one's self, kicking or throwing one's skateboard, intentional injurying one's self, and talking to inanimate objects such as handrails, ledges, benches or skateboards. Skateboarders who suffer from it often become very determined to land the trick that is giving them trouble. It is not uncommon for a madness victim to continue trying the same trick for several hours. It is very hard to talk a madness victim out of trying they're trick. Skateboarders with madness may continue trying the trick even if they become seriously injured from trying it.

Gosh, Aaron's would be a great skater if his madness didn't kick in after a every few tries.

You can't land that flip switch if you can't even do it regular! Geez man, stop the madness!

Kyle landed a few tricks on it and then that's when the madness set in.

by Kevin Hsu August 17, 2004

march madness

A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament

Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!

Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.

Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.

by Alex Mirman December 25, 2007

ramona madness

A term of endearment used by asian women 2 describe their experiences with american lesbians.this is typically found on college campuses on the east coast.

Kym was in a complete state of ramona madness when she remembered what she did the night before

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

stop the madness

Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery

Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness

by Drippy sparf February 1, 2016

madness

While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.

Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.

by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008