by XBASHX December 10, 2011
Get the Messy Water mug.The act of shitting on a passed out female's chest. The act must be played out on an uninvited female guest at a party, where in fact, the female guest has consumed too much beverage and has passed out drunk. The shitter must proceed to shit on the female uninvitee's chest. (fucking is optional)
I gave that stupid bitch a messy rhonda this morning. When she woke up i threw a towel at her and told the bitch to clean up the puke she had spewed everywhere and made her make us all some breakfast.
by Township August 17, 2006
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An extremely tight group of best friends that tend to organize premeditated blackouts. The aspiration of the blackout is "blank zone," or the pinnacle of all creative self-destruction.
"Lets be honest, I'm going blank-zone around ten at the messy boys' thanksgiving reunion."
"When did you ever make it past nine, Josh?"
"When did you ever make it past nine, Josh?"
by The Messy Boys December 19, 2008
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1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
Get the messy-mess mug.A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 29, 2008
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To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC December 9, 2008
Get the Messy Mossy mug.The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009
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