Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Memberized

To be recognized as a contributor to a particular group, entity, association, or clique.

To be Memberized is to be given certain privileges in an organization.

Be a member ... Get Memberized

Joe was recognized for his contributions to the useless Joe's of America Club... The Memberized him when he finished doing nothing in particular, and began doing less than the Average Joe.

by metaeoc September 9, 2009

family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."

Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?

by QuacksO October 26, 2016

GucciGang Member

To be a member of the GucciGang you have to own a gucci item. Now this cant be any gucci item, this gucci item has to cost more then ya mamas rent.

-Am i a member of the gucci gang, now that i own a gucci item.
-How much does it cost?
-A little les than my mamas rent
-Then you cant be a GucciGang member!

by Fucky Dokky With My Dolky November 19, 2018

party member

a retard who likes to ruin peoples duos

hey look at rashed hes a retard and he is a party member

by ihatebelhesa February 24, 2019

Memberator

A mod and a member combined, they identify as a member with moderator powers.

The memberator banned the cheater.

by Spidermonkez July 28, 2018

twizzled member

Somebody who is off their tits on ecstasy

“Dude look at his pupils, what a twizzled member”

by MdmBAE September 30, 2018