Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.

We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021

Malding

Kody Makita

This man is malding on Crypto.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

meldino

Meldino commonly known as a guys with cute face and introvert

Meldino

by Lelaki Kacak November 23, 2021

Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.

"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"

by El_Doolin December 6, 2021

malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?

Hasan is malding?

by ajspetraccoon March 26, 2022

melting

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight
Im melting tonight

by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

malding

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.

"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"

by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022