have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009

Mewering

Fixating on one single subject to the point of causing severe annoyance and frustration to the people around you.

"Quit the Mewering, Tom!

by Someone December 2, 2004

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

Gibraltar Meeting

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.

Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.

by Earl Grey June 30, 2007

meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007