northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

muppet smile

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.

*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment

by Maccyd November 6, 2015

Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity

That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

Mupper

An open handed slap to the vagina

Joanne is kinky, she likes receiving a hard mupper before intercourse.

by Peter P. Pablo December 31, 2008

muppetry

act of doing silly things

"last night was full muppetry moments"

or "i just can't help my muppetry sometimes"

by btippi June 5, 2004

muppers

1.A child over 200 lbs.

2.A strange way to say maybe.

1.My handsom boy just turned 4. He is muppers.

2.Are you a virgin? Muppers.

by BandS January 1, 2007