Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

Coda-mayo

A person with a small penis.

Stop lying we all know you’re a coda-mayo.

by Lake808 October 27, 2022

small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014

cinco de mayo

how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer

me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means

by asdfghjkwert May 6, 2020

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

by Dicap March 3, 2003

mayo

1. Short for Mayonnaise, a thick, creamy sauce or dressing that is made of vegtable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.

2. A rural county in the West of Ireland.

"Pass me da mayo, Jayo"

by Maddzy August 12, 2004