masturbate

verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.

i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.

by deek22 May 3, 2006

masturbate to stay warm

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.

Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.

by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017

Masturbate

What Ceiling Cat watches you do

Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!

by EXghidorah May 3, 2018

masturbate

the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.

sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"

by masturbategrl August 14, 2008

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003