Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.

Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.

by jasonk123 April 15, 2006

masterbait

To give sexual pleasure to one's self

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.

by Fazzel July 16, 2005

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011

angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

Masterbortion

Masterbating while getting a abortion.

There are no masterbortions aloud here, only abortions.

by BilboSwaggins666 April 21, 2018