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The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019
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manbat

1. A half man half bat like creature, the manbat was previously thought to have been only a mythological beast referred to in stories and fairy tales, not unlike gargoyles, smurfs, yarraman and the mysterious schoolies rapist; dune man. Until recently there has been little evidence to prove the existance of manbats, going only the obscure photographs taken at wild spa parties where people who will remain anonymous got their gear off and made sweet sweet aqua-love.

2. The penis of a man, not to be confused with the penis of a woman. Defined by the man in manbat.

3. A reverse batman.
1. The man bats have been lurking around the farm recently, last week they smoked 3 of my crops and ate my cat stumps

2. Bitch bit the end offa my manbat

3. Batman is nothing but a fakebat, manbats are where its at...
by orgaz January 30, 2006
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Legal mambo-jambo

"Legal mambo-jambo" is the name given to all the ridiculous and/or unnecesary but legally required terms and conditions in contracts, whose pourpose is for the part A to avoid resposibilities in case of (im-)probable situations that could be related to or affect the issue of agreement. However, it is more likely seen as content in the contract just to harass the signer.
1. When the window of "terms and conditions" of an internet page pops-up, I go straight to the "I agree" button. It's not like it matters, no one reads it any way:\ it is just legal mambo-jambo.

2. A disclaimer is mostly pure legal mambo-jambo
by Dianitapilla March 24, 2009
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macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!
by Bixxo June 11, 2006
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M1 MacBook Air

The M1 MacBook Air has higher benchmarks compared to the I9 Standard Processor Except it has no fans, This method relies on temperature change, The Chassis Is Good And Comfortable and it has a trackpad, And Touch ID, Along With A full 1080P Webcam, It’s M1 Chip also brings battery and A.I to the next level, It Has Billions Of Transistors, And It’s A.I also provides Face tracking, Tracing The Face Brightening it up and various other A.I Cam Capabilities, It also has a Malware Scanner When software from your browsers are installed. The basic 256GB SSD And 8GB or Extended 16GB Of Random Access Memory. (R.A.M) And its 18 Hour Battery Tested in video playback and Enhanced Battery For Video Calls
by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021
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The Deep Dish Congo Mambo

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.
" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"
by Colesabitch May 20, 2014
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Mabo

An obscure Australian slang word used to define the act of taking something that isn't yours and claiming it as your own. Derived from the Aboriginal land rights activist, Eddie Mabo. Used in verb form, it is a synonym for 'plagiarise'. Used in a humorous context rather than as a racial slur.
Sally shamelessly Mabo'ed her friend's English assay.
by Bogancentral May 29, 2009
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