Manager

The one who Karen is speaking to right now

Jake “Did you see that?”
Alex “Yah, I think that was a Karen going to speak to the manager.”

by AnAnimalThatGotAPhone October 25, 2019

IMRL Manager

MEANINGS:

The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.

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The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.

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The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.

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The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.

EXAMPLES:

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.

by Marine227 August 31, 2010

Horny Manatee

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years

lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com

by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007

manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.

Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.

by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009

Manatee Flipping

Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).

Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."

Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."

Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."

by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009

Manageuver

(Man - edge - oo - ver): v. 1) To skillfully control an object or situation. 2) to use sly methods to overcome an obstacle.

Slang: v. 1) to increase the coolness level of something by over 9000.

The equivalent of pulling a McGyver without necessarily involving science.

Root: A combination of "Manage" and "Maneuver"

"The way he manageuvered his character to win was unbelievable!"

"We should totally manageuver your old VW van."

by Gattius November 19, 2009

manaversary

When a husband chooses to spend his wedding anniversary with his friend instead of his wife.

A husband who forgets about a wedding anniversary, and spends the day with his friend instead if his wife. His Manaversary hopefully was worth it.

by Hater Wife February 24, 2014