Skip to main content

makeon

A hot ass mf who picks up all the chicks
Girl-Omg is that makeon he’s so hot
by San Juan March 1, 2021
mugGet the makeon mug.

Makynley

Makynley is popular and everyone is jealous of her. She gets all the boys and has so many people tripping over her beauty
Student: Omg Makynley gets all the boys.

Other student: I know right!
by Tototototototoo1 January 28, 2021
mugGet the Makynley mug.

mayonnaised

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.
I mayonnaised him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.
by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021
mugGet the mayonnaised mug.

Mayonese on escalator

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY
by anonymous June 9, 2021
mugGet the Mayonese on escalator mug.

Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!
by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
mugGet the Mayonnaise Jar mug.

mayonnaise skirt

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt
I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ
by B.allen December 9, 2021
mugGet the mayonnaise skirt mug.

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.
Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise
by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013
mugGet the crusty mayonnaise mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email