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Mayonese on escalator 

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY
The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger
Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!
Mayonesa by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

mayonase 

The incorrect way to spell mayonnaise. This spelling of mayonnaise is often used by utter morons.
<Dude> dude I need some mayonase <Bro> It's spelled "mayonnaise"... <Dude> idc i need some either way

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.
mayonescent by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.
"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/
Mayoneez by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

Luca maronese 

a person who hacks kahoot and wins every time
your Luca maronese
Luca maronese by anonymous September 22, 2020