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by theworldofalan June 26, 2016
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English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.
Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.
by JanOLeary July 20, 2008
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Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.
God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.
X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Egnlish major

Derivatives: "Englsih major," ""enlish major," and the like.

n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.

An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.
"Is having bad spelling jsut an Egnlish major thing?"
by uranao April 18, 2022
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Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.
In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.
by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023
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flat major

a terrible nine circles level in the game geometry dash
flat major is so damn inconsistent it's so dumb
by ayas_wish October 9, 2021
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