mugnut

A mild expletive, to describe someone that is a bit of an idiot, plum or wally. Can be used for any kind of situation where a daft decision or comment is made. Can also be shouted in a gruff or silly voice to add a little comedy value! :)

Can you believe he has odd socks on, what a mugnut!

by dystrom June 16, 2011

Malnutritious

When you eat a lot of food with very little nutrition.

Tyrone: "DAMN! Daquan look malnutritious!"
Jamal: "No shit, all he eat is McDonalds"

by aamedeo1 September 24, 2014

MagNub

The type of dude who has a tiny penis but constantly insinuates and says outright that he has a huge penis, and showing people that he has Magnum condoms. Everyone instantly realizes what he's doing and how small he must be, and just feels sorry for him in silence until he becomes unbearable, at which time he is confronted about how he must have a micropenis and is compensating for this. Symptoms include wearing a backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap and sleeveless shirts, tribal tattoos which belong to no particular tribe, flashy vehicles, and the use of urban slang by a Caucasian of upper middle class suburban background. Anyone who "accidentally" drops Magnum condoms especially is clearly a MagNub.

Cindy kind of liked Jake until after work he put on that sleeveless shirt and backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap. After that he turned into another person. When he went to grab a lighter and accidentally dropped six Magnum condoms on Cindy's lap, then said "Oops!" and winked, she realized he was probably a MagNub. At first she just smiled and silently felt sorry for him, but a few big dick jokes later she knew what she must do. She had him pull over his Hummer so he could show her his supposedly huge dick, but then after a long awkward silence with a pathetic look on his face, Jake pulled down his baggy pants to reveal what looked like a button on a fur coat, and Cindy then pulled out her new iPhone and quickly snapped a pic of his micro soft dick. He got mad and protested that it was a grower, not a shower, but she told him to prove it, or else she would post the picture on various social media sites. When he finally achieved a hardon he was still only about 2 inches long and the width of a roll of pennies. To amuse herself Cindy unrolled one of Jake's Magnum condoms and took a picture of it rolled out next to Jake's inprobably small micropenis. Now Jake has to pay Cindy $100 weekly to prevent her from revealing his "little secret" online, not suspecting that everyone already realizes how small he is from his behavior.

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014