magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008

Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

madison huse

The girl who just will not admit that guys can like any show they want to and that there is no "girly" show.

I like One Tree Hill." "One Tree Hill is a 'girl' show."- madison huse

by Kaja More' September 15, 2010

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Magic School bus

A blunt rolled with Xanax inside.

James newfgr just took a hit off the magic school bus.

by Black Sunz February 15, 2017

Mabis

Mabis; Can be used a noun or verb. A Mabis is a handshake where you put two arms together with hands on each others forearms. Then proceed to move both hands up and down. Mabis is also mario and can be used as a noun.

Brandon: Eyy yo poaytch, mabis me
Jacob: Alright man
Alex:Push out that sick blasphemy

by AlexT2po July 14, 2017

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004