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madden

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.
1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
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Maddox

A person who absolutely loves a girl named Mennah. Maddox has the biggest crush on menna he can't stop staring at her
Have you heard that Maddox loves Mennah
by Coolkid360noscope November 27, 2017
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John Madden

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
by JMlovaah May 17, 2008
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Dirty Maddox

I picked up a prostitute and I gave her a Dirty Maddox.
by Big-Raider03 March 3, 2020
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john madden

(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original gangsterness of the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's
John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden
by johnmaddenisme January 31, 2009
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Maddox

Maddox is one of the most wonderful people you could ever meet. He’s always super funny and king of memes! Also, try dating one. They are one of the sweetest boyfriends you will ever have in your life. They send you the sweetest text messages and they are very loyal.
Ex 1:
Guy: Wow look at him!!! They must be a Maddox!

•walks over• hey dude, I’m Maddox!
Ex: 2

Girl 1: I heard his name is Maddox! I wish I could date him! He is so handsome!!!

Girl 2: me too.
by Brooki.cooki February 12, 2018
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Maddox

The Maddox, named for internet personality George Ouzounian (pen name Maddox), is the derived unit of douche in the International System of Units.
One Maddox is the equivalent of 1×10^7 Hefners.
by Ponga September 5, 2009
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