Muppet

Someone who is usually an idiot and doesn't know much about anything // stupid

"God, what a muppet he is"

by Pizzaandnetflix February 27, 2017

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 25, 2017

Muppeting

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.

"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"

by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

Muppole

The hole that muppeteers put their hand in to control a Muppet.

Kermit's muppole was worn down and in need of dire repair after years of muppeteering.

by SyberKai February 24, 2021

Muppiness

It's a funny way to say my penis.

Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.

by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015