A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.
Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
by LuluB March 19, 2009
Get the Mount Bachelor Academy mug.Mount Laurel, otherwise known as "mtl", is a south Jersey town that consists of dumb party bitches and rich white guys who play every girl they meet. The kids love to talk shit about the surrounding towns of Cherry Hill, Moorestown, and Lumberton even though they are basically the same.
In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
In their free time, Mt. Laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. The kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. The main objective at these events is to get totally fucked up and get with at least one person. Once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to Ramblewood. By this time they are sobering up, and decide it's time for round 2. This usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.
If you look inside one of their drawstring bags you're sure to find shit weed and some backwoods.
When kids aren't partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.
The groups of people you'll find at Lenape include popular fake bitches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white fuckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near Willow Turn and Ethel Laurence. If you walk into the bathroom of Lenape, don't be surprised if you see people having sex, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.
All in all, mtl can be a pretty shitty place to live, but it's great if you want to get fucked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
kid 1: dude i went to a sick mount laurel, nj party last night.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many bitches did you fuck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so fucked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
by pussyeater225 January 24, 2017
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Mount Vernon is a town split in half. A bridge divides this 4 square mile town between a ghetto and a pretty nice surburban neighborhood. Unlike some of the definitions of my counterparts, the dividing line is not black/white, it is between urban/surburban. My whole family is "white" and I grew up on the ghetto side. So, by default, there must be more than one or two white people. Sorry guys your definition is inaccurate.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon is the exact opposite of some of its neighboring towns. You have to work harder when your from Mount Vernon to get certain places, but it is worth it. Mount Vernonites learn the value of hard work.
by Mount Vernonite May 13, 2005
Get the mount vernon mug.Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
by MOHS student October 25, 2009
Get the Mount Olive mug.The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
by someone stole my name February 13, 2014
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Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.
Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.
Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh
by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011
Get the Mount Douchemore mug.1. A stratovolcano (composite volcano)located in the Aleutian Range of Alaska. 9,000 feet high. Heavily glaciated. Erupted 5 times since 1900. Active for millennia.
2. Redoubt: a fortified place.
2. Redoubt: a fortified place.
by Volcano Know-it-All April 9, 2011
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