Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.

Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!

by RoyLleh February 18, 2010

Miami

The Havanaof America

Girl: Hey you want to take a trip to Cuba?
Guy: Nah lets just go to Miami

by xxkellygreen December 30, 2008

miami zamboni

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.

The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."

by John XXX September 7, 2006

miami thrice

the new super trio of lebron james, chris bosh and dwayne wade joinig forces for the miami heat, the major fallout of 2010 free agency.

fake nba fan: dude the miami thrice is gonna make the heat go undefeated.

tom: thats impossible dumbass

by urmomscousinscollegeroomate July 19, 2010

Miami Lakes

Where all the prepy cubans live

I'm so rich and preppy that i live in Miami Lakes.

by Sinister0923 November 11, 2004

Miami University

(Miami girls)
Ugg Boots
Pearls
Sunglasses that cover at least 3/4 of the whole face
North Face jacket
credid card signed in daddys name
bitch attitude
pesonalized sorority bags (none other than vera bradley)
popped collars (never went out of style...just never was in style)
horribly fake tan
vera bradley bag
weight limit 130 lbs (except on North Quad, Rugby/basketball/volleyball, in general manly women)
vocabulary consisting mostly of the words totally, like, oh my god, also shortening of words like... vacation to vaca ect.

actual overheard conversation at Miami University.....
"Jessica, oh my god your not going to believe this, so... I just talked to my parents and we got in a huge fight. My dad says I actually have to get a job this summer....

by miami student October 18, 2006

miramax fuck

One who works for miramax films.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004