dirty-mic

the method of putting dog shit on the end of a microphone and gettin people to talk into it

get that dirty-mic outta my face fo' i break my foot off in yo ass

by B&K(AKA) WOZ February 15, 2003

Seven Mics

Someone who makes fucking pwnage beats.

That new Seven Mics beat is fiyaaaaaa i want his dick

by Who the fuck do you think? August 18, 2006

mic shizzle

a mic shizzle is when someone tries to do somethhing for you like sell you something and you really dont want it like a "shamrock" and at first you say naaw i really dont want one but they keep on so you snap and say damn man gett on outta here with that mic shizzle.

damn man i don't care get outta my face wit that mic shizzle

by thomas March 1, 2005

open mic

a blowjob given to a man while he is performing a musical instrument. It has become a bit of a fetish among some women, given most often to men playing the guitar while laying horizontally.

Last night my girlfriend gave me an open mic while I played Bob Dylan tunes.

by Groovintunes March 31, 2011

Mic Drop

When you are being fisted by a power otter and he opens his hand as if to drop a Mic in your rectal cavity.

Ohhhhh man Sven Mic dropped so hard in my ass last night I thought I was giving birth to an avocado.

by Crack fox 33 September 15, 2017

Mic Up

Usually used in the game "ROBLOX" when a user gets so pissed off in argument they want to mic up.

The usually mic up in the voice chatting app , "discord".

rogangsta: " bro mic up psy mic up say that shii in vc psy"
me: "OH SHII I GOT LEAVE BRO THIS MAN SCARY"

by Myweeweeisgettingbiggerevryday December 6, 2020

Cheesy Mic

When a man sticks 2 alkaseltzer up a mans ass, shoots his load in his ass and sucks the discharge out with a crazy straw.

Need a snack, try a cheesy mic

by pkirk55 June 18, 2011